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pregnantseinfeld:

jeff bezos sexts are going to have a huge impact on the horror genre in the years to come, trust me 

dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

dankmemeasstronaut:

dingdongyouarewrong:

dankmemeasstronaut:

dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley

i take one look at a showroom with like a perfectly styled FJÅLBJØRKBÖLLSTORP or whatever and suddenly i am this woman

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A conservative dress with children of your own race. SO progressive!

…. do you need something, or?

Yes, I need to tell you that you have been manipulated by this site I used to spend my entire youth on. I used to be just like you but life made me mature and I realize now how brainwashed I was. This site is poison, and I sincerely and absolutely mean that. You were here since 2012? I was since 2009. Please, wake up, I beg you. Please stop being misled by all these labels and infighting and utopian ideals, it’s not worth it. Stop living life for cheap pleasure. Seeing innocent people be led to chaos like this makes me cry. It really does. i wish you the best.

what in the god damn hell are you talking about……. this was a post about ikea

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im short circuiting

ratchlock:

pukicho:

cottonvibes:

wishing i was on a balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

Wish I was the hulk

wish i was the hulk on balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

sniperj0e: “ sniperj0e: “ i made a brony on the sims ” this is the first thing he did when i turned the free will on ”

sniperj0e:

sniperj0e:

i made a brony on the sims

this is the first thing he did when i turned the free will on

yakkette:

tilthat:

TIL Research has shown that dogs actually like the silly, high-pitched voice their owners use to talk to them.

via reddit.com

me, babbling: whos a chungky babbey??!! whos a chunkey babbey??!!

Dog: Superb, you funky little biped.

(Source: emperorozark)

huntrad-chaddest:

gestapoknallmuzik:

lolawashere:

Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!

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@ultreit fontos

(Source: twitter.com)

meanplastic:

this iconic, legendary woman just taught me how to fill a bucket with ice water. I’ll never get over it

(Source: meanplastic)

gahdamnpunk: ““I hate the Police” ”

gahdamnpunk:

“I hate the Police” 💀💀

(Source: interaction)

peter-bussy-parker:

notdeadjustgay:

y'all see miles morales and you just slam that reblog button huh? not gonna lie this is a call out mostly for myself

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(Source: empezardexerox)